Oh, and Kirsten Gillibrand may have said she got the most votes, but I call it fraud. There is no way in bloody hell that she defeated my strategy. I spoke at Mills twice! Someone even offered to buy me a loaf of bread, you know, before I punched them in the face. So, for all extents and purposes, I'm still running for Senate. Joe will not be defeated!
Monday, September 15, 2014
We're Moving...Mostly
The Jumping in Pools you know and love will be kind of moving, sort of, a little bit... okay maybe a lot. While the humor and occasional satire will stay right here, we're taking our political writings and opinion and starting fresh over at a new website. Please check us out there. Remember to follow and subscribe over there!
Oh, and Kirsten Gillibrand may have said she got the most votes, but I call it fraud. There is no way in bloody hell that she defeated my strategy. I spoke at Mills twice! Someone even offered to buy me a loaf of bread, you know, before I punched them in the face. So, for all extents and purposes, I'm still running for Senate. Joe will not be defeated!
Oh, and Kirsten Gillibrand may have said she got the most votes, but I call it fraud. There is no way in bloody hell that she defeated my strategy. I spoke at Mills twice! Someone even offered to buy me a loaf of bread, you know, before I punched them in the face. So, for all extents and purposes, I'm still running for Senate. Joe will not be defeated!
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Disability Cases in Los Angeles
Workplace safety is of the utmost importance. There are many case of workers having unsafe conditions at their place of work and they do not even know about it. Just because a situation does not immediately seem unsafe does not mean that the roads of the city are always clear or safe. Being able to discern situations that could cause issues or injuries is important, especially in situations that could be the most unsafe for the people working within.
Los Angeles, being the second largest city of the country, has much opportunity for workers. However, the industry, ports, and other fields of commerce are often times haven for workplace safety issues. There are injuries that do not go reported and safety violations that are not known by the appropriate authorities. There are car accidents that cause serious issues. For the people of the greater LA area, there are situations that workers can get into without even knowing it. By then it could be too late. If you or someone you know needs a Los Angeles personal injury disability attorney then you should know your options. There is no excuse for not being informed. You could be taken advantage of or not be able to get over the issues stemming from serious injury. Make sure you know your rights!
Los Angeles, being the second largest city of the country, has much opportunity for workers. However, the industry, ports, and other fields of commerce are often times haven for workplace safety issues. There are injuries that do not go reported and safety violations that are not known by the appropriate authorities. There are car accidents that cause serious issues. For the people of the greater LA area, there are situations that workers can get into without even knowing it. By then it could be too late. If you or someone you know needs a Los Angeles personal injury disability attorney then you should know your options. There is no excuse for not being informed. You could be taken advantage of or not be able to get over the issues stemming from serious injury. Make sure you know your rights!
The Aftermath of a Car Accident
Vehicles are Americans' way to explore the world, get to work, and enjoy many different facets of life. There are many issues that revolve around your vehicle, and in many ways it is the way that you make sure that you can interact with the rest of society. You treat your car or truck like a member of the family-- keeping it running well, maintaining it, and keeping it secure in your garage or driveway. But what happens if there is ever an incident that requires your attention or leaves you injured?
If this is the case, you need to make sure that you have exactly what you need to get back to where you need to be. You will need someone that can fight for you and know where you are coming from. It is imperative, especially in such an early stage of trouble that you have someone on your side. There are many moving parts and answers may not seem immediately clear if there is need for a car accident attorney. Having someone that will make sure that you are taken care of and that you can return to normal life is of utmost importance. You have to have a discerning eye to see what attorneys will make sure that you get what you deserve.
If this is the case, you need to make sure that you have exactly what you need to get back to where you need to be. You will need someone that can fight for you and know where you are coming from. It is imperative, especially in such an early stage of trouble that you have someone on your side. There are many moving parts and answers may not seem immediately clear if there is need for a car accident attorney. Having someone that will make sure that you are taken care of and that you can return to normal life is of utmost importance. You have to have a discerning eye to see what attorneys will make sure that you get what you deserve.
Coping with a Wrongful Death
Life is a precious thing. There are so many facets of life and its enjoyment that it is almost inconceivable that one day you may have to deal with the sudden death of a family member or loved one. When you are confronted with such a difficult situation, you should be prepared for whatever may come next. There are many different moving parts that are left to be prepared and to settle. Do not be left without the help that you need in a most difficult time.
You need someone on your side in a situation like this. Your family and friends will be there to help you, but what if there needs to be a court case revolving around a wrongful death and the issues revolving around it. When this is the case, someone experienced and qualified to deal with such a scenario will be of the utmost importance to you. Determine what you need and who you need to help you get there. An attorney specialized in wrongful death cases can be the best option for you and those that you care about. Make sure that you have the right person to assist you in such a case and be taken care of in such a difficult time.
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Fort Hood Shooting Information 4/2/2014
Some bad news coming out of Fort Hood-- the site of a mass shooting five years ago.
The latest: kcentv.com - KCEN HD - Waco, Temple, and Killeen
The latest: kcentv.com - KCEN HD - Waco, Temple, and Killeen
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Did the Groundhog See His Shadow? 2014
It's a cherished tradition on February 2nd in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. A groundhog named Phil pops his furry little head out of the ground and tells us whether or not we'll have six more weeks of winter or if spring will come early.
Well, that's come to an end this year. Punxsutawney Phil did appear out of his little hole this morning, only to keel over dead, grasping his little rodent chest.
"I don't know what happened." said Hannah Jerome, 11, "We were here with the entire elementary school when the funny-looking cat shrieked and fell into the dirt. When our teacher went to go look, she started to cry and shouted that it was 'one of the signs.'"
While Biblical scholars may be divided about a lot of things, one of the clear signals of the Apocalypse, as written by St. John of Lemnos was that a small groundhog would die, portending the rise of Satan.
"I done know who done did this!" shouted local preacher Kenneth Lambeau, "It was that Obama! I done told you that he's them anti-Christ!"
The death of Punxsutawney Phil was a tragedy for the small Pennsylvania town, otherwise known for an offensive sulfur smell. Phil was a mainstay of the community. When asked if the town could get a new groundhog, spokeswoman Kay Rainwater said, "Punxsutawney Phil was born of magic and happiness and has been alive for thousands of years. We can't just replace him."
The death of the groundhog appears to be one of the many appearing signs of the End Times. Among these include the removal of the Baconator from Wendy's menu, the rise of reality television, and the appearance of Jack Black.
"We need to take the biggest shovel we done got and build us a whole fifty cubits deep!" shouted Lambeau, "Repent, the end is at hand!"
Don't forget to comment and to bookmark our site!
Consider advertising on our site!
Well, that's come to an end this year. Punxsutawney Phil did appear out of his little hole this morning, only to keel over dead, grasping his little rodent chest.
"I don't know what happened." said Hannah Jerome, 11, "We were here with the entire elementary school when the funny-looking cat shrieked and fell into the dirt. When our teacher went to go look, she started to cry and shouted that it was 'one of the signs.'"
While Biblical scholars may be divided about a lot of things, one of the clear signals of the Apocalypse, as written by St. John of Lemnos was that a small groundhog would die, portending the rise of Satan.
"I done know who done did this!" shouted local preacher Kenneth Lambeau, "It was that Obama! I done told you that he's them anti-Christ!"
The death of Punxsutawney Phil was a tragedy for the small Pennsylvania town, otherwise known for an offensive sulfur smell. Phil was a mainstay of the community. When asked if the town could get a new groundhog, spokeswoman Kay Rainwater said, "Punxsutawney Phil was born of magic and happiness and has been alive for thousands of years. We can't just replace him."
The death of the groundhog appears to be one of the many appearing signs of the End Times. Among these include the removal of the Baconator from Wendy's menu, the rise of reality television, and the appearance of Jack Black.
"We need to take the biggest shovel we done got and build us a whole fifty cubits deep!" shouted Lambeau, "Repent, the end is at hand!"
Don't forget to comment and to bookmark our site!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
